Hoe beached whale slut

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Hoe beached whale slut goes to st michles

by Fukin aussie July 30, 2019

Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

pebble beached

an expression of being extremely high after smoking marijuana

I am pebble beached right now

by joesphjoes February 12, 2010

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown June 11, 2006