barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005

batties

Batteries in Engrish.

Only use correct batties

by Brushwell January 30, 2008

Batters Box

A sexual act where the man is on all fours and backs into his partners mouth, he then proceeds to fart in the partners mouth while getting jacked off. The Penis is the bat, the man is the batter and the partners mouth is the on deck circle or batters box.

When you are extremely horny but your stomach hurts, you might want to ask her for the batters box

by The_Final_Truth November 14, 2011

battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007

butterines

another word for awesome

bob: do you like taking back sunday?
joe: yes! they're butterines!

by boobs January 11, 2005

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

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