Batch

A development of the word bitch.

however it is used in a more friendly context. it is used for those who cant get away with calling their mothers or girlfriends a bitch.

towards your girlfriend: 'Batch! skin me a joint!'

or to your friend about your girlfriend: 'Me and the batch are going clubbin tonight'

by keir.M July 25, 2008

Mundi Ah tu batchi ka

punjabi phrase sung by punjabi mc meaning here come the boys. However much more fun to use as a random expletive.

"Mundi Ah tu batchi ka! I forgot my homework"

by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

Batch

1. Short for "bachelor". Used to describe a single male that regularly exhibits all of the traits of a bachelor and enjoys the freedom of living the single life. A Batch's relationships with women never become very serious, as they often prefer a solid game of FIFA over female interaction. A common misconception is that a Batch rarely has sexual intercourse, but their "not-giving-a-fuck" attitude is highly appealing to women and ensures that they regularly have multiple sexual partners to choose from.
2. A fully fledged member of the Bachelor Brigade

1.
CI: Hey, when do you think you'll get married?
JH: Dude, I don't even think about that. I'm a Batch for life.

2.
Did you see that that guy pick up that chick last night and take her home? What a Batch!

by Capt Batch Bandit June 18, 2014

hot batch

the warm man chowder of a man spewing from ones pee hole, after a great time with his hand or his bitch, or gay man if you will.

After fucking my bitch, I spewed a hot batch on her back.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Fire Batch

Fire Batch: A batch of special brownies that is fire...

John: Damn that was a fire batch of brownies

Friend:Yeah it was.

by PureConvict December 4, 2010

Double Batch

When you urinate in the same sitting that you defecate it is called a double batch.

Double batch when you can, the water bill was pretty high last month.

by Mattias Jarchs March 18, 2017

batch of bodkins

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.

by Parham East March 4, 2009