When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.
"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"
by GK162248 September 25, 2013
The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.
Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA
No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter
Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA
I love you mom.
by PseudonymJoe November 19, 2010
Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game
Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!
*dies*
Gamer: Can you stop backseating?
Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!
*dies*
Gamer: Can you stop backseating?
by geomtaeee November 13, 2022
Backseat Ben is a bad ass!
by Bentwatson April 04, 2016
by Jeff_the_warrior November 07, 2013
A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.
Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)
by Whatsaspacebar? December 15, 2008
A skinny white guy in the back seat of a car. He must be wearing a yellow hoody that makes him favor a banana.
by Nathan Turner April 21, 2008