babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003

baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

baby

Someone who is really messy and spills everything

My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly

by loverboy133 January 9, 2015

Baby

Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak

Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck

by Phantomwarrior March 26, 2020

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017

Baby

When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.

You my baby not my bae

by @spadesbaby December 13, 2017

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021