Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.
Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.
Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.
Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.
Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.
Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.
Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.
Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.
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by Elitist January 20, 2004
Get the Total Information Awareness mug.When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.
Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.
Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.
"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".
"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".
"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".
by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010
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Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?
Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.
Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?
Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.
Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?
Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
by Dornelio June 8, 2010
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Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
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