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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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Awake

When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.

Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.

Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.

Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.

Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.
Jen, you're mega aware of life.

Nah, I'm just awake.
by Dave Did It April 14, 2021
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Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
by Elitist January 20, 2004
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Anticipation Awakening

When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.

Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.
"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".

"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".
by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010
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sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.
Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
by Dornelio June 8, 2010
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crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
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suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃
Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.
by postingtruemeanings September 3, 2021
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