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Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022
mugGet the Astro alertsmug.

Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023
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Astro-chan

The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.
Are you going to Astro Soc tonight?

I'm not sure. Is the Astro-chan going to be there?
by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011
mugGet the Astro-chanmug.

Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011
mugGet the Astro Blastersmug.

Astro

Astro is a very depressed photographer who decided to download splits beats she was tired of being killed. UwU
She also has a habit of complaining of being too chunky in games yk what they say "i like them big i think em chunky"😏
Astro is chunky
by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021
mugGet the Astromug.

Astro

Astro is a gfx artist that is on twitter and roblox.
"Did you see the new Astro Gfx today ?"
"Yeah"
by AstroAxiis April 23, 2021
mugGet the Astromug.

Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
mugGet the Astros cheating scandalmug.

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