Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

asshat

A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!

A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker.

Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?

Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it!

by JasonHayys April 2, 2007

Asshat

One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.

Ron: Im the best at everything.

Me: You're a fucking asshat.

by MuffDiver01 September 11, 2009

asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

by Murgantagh March 6, 2010

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006

asschiatrist

someone who offers psychological advice with out being a psychologist

"oh she was telling me what my problem was with men, but screw her, shes a fuckin asschiatrist"

by somchai7 August 17, 2008

asschoker

Someone who chokes on ass, for being a asshole.

Tina- I hate him so much.
Bree- He's such a asschoker.

by tinnaa15 September 28, 2014