Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

assclown

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

by dadaevan May 30, 2008

assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

by M Style December 12, 2008

Assclown

The most common rationalization for this term is "I am not a clown made of ass, how dare you accuse me of being such!" In all reality, the term "assclown" is much deeper than one would be lead to believe.

Assclown is possibly the worst insult you could give a person, and is in most cases synonymous with "failure at life."

"Oh, hey, yeah, you see that Russian guy? Yeah, he's an assclown."

"You're an assclown, Val."

by margaretlillian April 8, 2010

pig-sacked asscowboy

^^^^^You, if you dont press the publish button up there.

That guy is a real pig-sacked ass-cowboy for not publishing my urbandictionary word, pig-sacked asscowboy

by nichchiss April 10, 2010

AssClown

clown of anal origin...

"Happy Birthday AssClown..."

by pissdursedickmom August 28, 2009

Assclown

One who works in a Fusion area, and has the IQ of a pile of burning shit

SGT you are amazing stupid all because of you abortion is legal you assclown

by robert sanker March 10, 2008