Assholes R Us

A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.

That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.

by The Real Canadian August 2, 2016

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

Assholic

The act being an asshole. Behaving in an asshole like manner.

His behavior is less assholic when he isn't drinking.

by janiegrrl13 June 4, 2014

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

assholes

The word "asshole" is just another word for republicans

The people that voted for our current leader can widely be considered assholes.

by Pegasi the Democrat December 8, 2007

Assholes and elbows

Military slang. The term is used when someone is relating to troops or people standing close together. Also means to haul ass, go go go etc. The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons.

Alright sweethearts, you heard the man! And you know the drill assholes and elbows!

by Limitbreak October 28, 2011