don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

by Apocalypto March 30, 2011

stick up his ass

Pompous, a stiff, tighter than a duck's ass.

John Kerry has a stick up his ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

fucking sally up the ass

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.

johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

by i fuck girls August 19, 2006

Pwnd Up The Ass

A form of "pwnd" usually used in a sentence that needs particular emphasis, pending on the situation of course.

Situation used for "Pwnd up the Ass"-
Your friends boyfriend hits on your mom.
You have just been tricked out of a seat in a crowded area.
You have just spilled your Dr. Pepper.
"I just got Pwnd up the ass"

Situation NOT for using "Pwnd up the Ass"-
You got a C on your math test.
You fell out of your chair ALONE.
You spilled your Mt. Dew.
"I merely got pwnd"

by CarlyIsGoodAtdefiningThings. June 3, 2006