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"asbhzxvgdcfqpowieurythnjmkl" he exclaimed at the top of his lungs in the psych ward.
*The nurses looked at each other* "...perhaps he should stay here a while longer." she states
*The nurses looked at each other* "...perhaps he should stay here a while longer." she states
by AZTE June 16, 2024
Get the asbhzxvgdcfqpowieurythnjmkl mug.A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
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Get the Asbestos Male mug.That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."
"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."
"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
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"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."
"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."
"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
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Get the Asbestos Mouth mug.Asberger’d (verb, slang)
Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd
Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.
Pronounced: az-BUR-gerd
Definition: The self-destructive final phase of extreme intellectual hyperfocus, where an individual—typically someone with obsessive tendencies or an intense drive for cognitive performance—begins to experience cognitive decline. In an attempt to compensate, they resort to performance-enhancing substances, stimulants, or nootropics, which ultimately accelerate their deterioration, leading to burnout, mental instability, and a state resembling severe low-functioning autism. Often marked by a tragic loss of previous abilities, social withdrawal, and an inability to function at even a basic level.
“He was once a genius, but after years of pushing his limits with smart drugs, he completely Asberger’d himself.”
“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”
“That guy used to be brilliant, but now he’s just a shell—classic case of getting Asberger’d.”
“Bro went full Asberger’d trying to outthink his own brain decay.”
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The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.
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That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
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