armily

One who enjoys reading, writing, gardening, etc. is an armily. She is also bound to be unlucky. Many individuals who are close to her believe that she is unique, but they are mistaken; she is truly the worst. Armily is a plastic, insecure, clown, ugly, stupid, and dumbshit.

Don't act like an armily; it's disgusting.

by karenfromtheuniverse July 18, 2022

corpse anvil

Another name for a person partaking in the act of munging, but more specifically, the person who slams down on the dead body to distribute the mung.

See: mung

- I'm so happy!

- Why is that?

- I'm going munging tonight with my teacher, and she said that I could be the corpse anvil!

by Labus December 12, 2008

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

25th artillery

A group of children who throw objects at other, bon-group members. Usually partners or defectors of the 8th infantry division

I sent a fire mission over to 25th artillery. That'll take care of that.

by Code_Maker May 6, 2018

Serbian Artillery

Serbian Artillery is when you take a shit from a balcony and it falls on walking by pedestrians.

Yo, he totally used Serbian Artillery on them

by Warcriminal December 24, 2021

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

Arvid

A person who incorrectly thinks that moolah means money.

That dude is a total arvid

by InteBorgen October 5, 2011