artificially flavored 

a straight person who is so fruity they manage to bamboozle everybody else into thinking they're gay without even trying.

"you mean to tell me he's not gay when he talks like he's flirting with guys?"
"nah, just artificially flavored."

artificially flavored by bitchass3849734734739 August 23, 2021

artofficial 

Official Art.

"The Mona Lisa was artofficial"

artofficial by Pre-Webster January 27, 2017

Fartificial Intelligence 

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.

When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.

Fartificial Intelligence by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022

artificially busy 

The state of modern life, when you are always doing but accomplishing little of importance

1)I'm artificially busy when I can't listen to the kids, talk to a friend, sit down for a coffee.
2)I'm artificially busy when my onlife status is always 'appear busy'!

artificially busy by klever December 25, 2005

Artifical Happiness

Another name for ecstasy. so named because some people take it because otherwise they have never known happiness in there entire life and many may never other wise.

John has to take artifical happiness.

Artifical Happiness by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010

artificious

something both artificial and delicious at the same time. could apply to all senses (adj.)

many raspberry flavored candies are artificious tasting.

that popcorn butter smells so artificious i want to get a bucket right now.

artificious by eyeballmaster April 19, 2009

Artificially Classy 

When the only reason you're not having sex is because you're on your period...otherwise you'd be ALL over that D*ck.

He only thinks I'm wife material because I was artificially classy every time we hung out.

Artificially Classy by B-TownKSU December 3, 2009