Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
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Get the Apple mug.A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
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They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
Amy: I just bought an Apple Iphone for the tenth year in a row because considering anything else would be too hard.
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Get the Apple mug.Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe
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