apocalumnus

(pl. apocalumni)

A member of the graduating class of 2012, named for the Mayans' alleged prediction the world will end that year.

"Dude, you think the economy will recover in time for the apocalumni to get good jobs?"

"I don't know. Glad I graduated 5 years ago. It's gonna be tough being an apocalumnus."

by obscuravirtus August 11, 2009

apocolocyntosis

the act of turning into a pumpkin.

At midnight, Cinderella's carriage will go through apocolocyntosis.

by amazingLiterary October 25, 2009

Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.

Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"

by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011

apache twin

two people (either of the same or oppisite sex) that have gotten herpes from the same person.

After La-Swanda gave me and Tyrone herpes, we realized we were apache twins.

by that other half white guy October 3, 2012

apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

by Sleepstak February 12, 2014

apocalypto_12

Tyler Scheid, part of Markiplier and friends. Has a Twitch that he frequently streams on. Makes an appearance in several Markiplier videos. His tagline is #SmileAlways.

p1: Go follow apocalypto_12 on twitch
p2: What will I see?
p1: A sexy Tyler

by thisguylovescats March 10, 2018

apache exit

To dive off the highway without a road, typically through a field. Most often used when one misses their exit or used as a shortcut to reach the destination quicker.

“Oh shit, I just missed my exit.”
“Just take the apache exit to 41st street, it’ll be quicker than if you got off at the last exit anyways.”

by Grape Soda Lover November 21, 2018