aneurgasm

(n) When you whip yourself into such a psychotic frenzy that it appears you will have an aneurysm, yet you're taking a perverse, almost sexual pleasure in the rage. It is an almost transcendent state of ferocity that must be seen in person to be appreciated.

Common symptoms of a clinical aneurgasm include:
- a purplish complexion caused by the sudden rush of blood to the head.
- a tensing of the shoulder, neck, and and upper back muscles.
- uncontrollable Ali-like trembling.
- breaking out into a thin cold sweat.
- can appear to be a pre-stroke apoplectic fit, except for the distinguishing feature:
- a massively painful and surprising erection (similar to a shame boner) at the height of rage, often ending in sudden embarrassingly explosive ejaculation.

Kanye West was so enraged by the obscure blogger's slight that he achieved a violent and awe-inspiring aneurgasm.

by the velvet nihilist April 18, 2009

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

St. Anger

The shittiest excuse for a Metallica album to date!

It had a mixture of Nu-Metal and Heavy Metal, which Bill Gates could have done better, on a keyboard or through his arse.

St. Anger will and always is the crappiest Metallica album to date.

G'day Bob, wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're playing St. Anger?

Piss off! I'd rather go to a ballet recital!

by Ryu Hayabusa June 30, 2004

St. Anger

The Worst metallica album ever created
i am a huge fan of metallica, but i gotta say, this is shit
no guuitar solos :(
lars fucked with his snare drum
it sounds like shit
although st. anger was a big shit that metallica took
death magnetic helped metallica redeem themselves

Dude 1: God dude whats up with lars' snare drum on st. anger?

Dude 2: i dunno man. it sounds like a dying horse

Dude 1: i'm gonna go listen to ...and justice for all to relieve my self of the pain to my ears that st. anger caused

by onelovecjs March 5, 2009

angerbang

Angerbang is a term defined as the act of having sex with someone you hate just because they're fucking hot. usually penetration is followed by choking, spanking, etc. the end result is her liking you but you still hate the bitch.

you hate some bitch cause she's annoying, but you see her at a party and you're wasted so you pretend to be interested. she takes it hard. simple as that, angerbang

by Mason the Willis December 27, 2007

st. anger

the latest album by metallica

metallica attempted to put the modern metal (such as nu-metal) together with traditional heavy metal...which did not work out very well.

Metallica said they'd bring back their old stuff! BS!

SEEK N DESTROY !!!

"st. anger is their shittiest album yet!"

"ahh shutup!"

by wonton June 8, 2004

Angergasm

Having an orgasm caused by anger.

Angry sex. Need I say more?

Also caused by masturbation to thoughts of something that pisses you off...

T: I had the best angergasm last night!!!
H: Don't you mean orgasm?
T: No, me and my boyfriend were having sex and he called me by the wrong name!

by J.D.K. February 29, 2008