A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in hot water.
See also: South American and Baghdad Maid
See also: South American and Baghdad Maid
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
Get the pan american mug.It's rigged. I mean think about it... over 60,000 people supposedly try out for it and yet they have so much early footage of people who make it to the top 12...
And they purposely let absolutely horrible singers through to see the judges, because mocking bad singers is a huge attraction to the show...
Also... notice the unusual balance of the runner ups and winners of the show... I mean first season... an attractive white young female wins - runner up is a young white male, then a large black male - runner up an geeky looking white male, then an average sized black female - runner up is a larger younger white female, then another attractive white female - runner up attractive white male, then an older white male - runner up a young white female.
In order to maintain this balance, I think the winner this year will be a young black male or female... and the only one who really matches this is Jordin Sparks. Go Jordin! Even if you were already selected to win, early on.
Despite being rigged though, it is pretty darn entertaining, if you don't have anything better to do.
And they purposely let absolutely horrible singers through to see the judges, because mocking bad singers is a huge attraction to the show...
Also... notice the unusual balance of the runner ups and winners of the show... I mean first season... an attractive white young female wins - runner up is a young white male, then a large black male - runner up an geeky looking white male, then an average sized black female - runner up is a larger younger white female, then another attractive white female - runner up attractive white male, then an older white male - runner up a young white female.
In order to maintain this balance, I think the winner this year will be a young black male or female... and the only one who really matches this is Jordin Sparks. Go Jordin! Even if you were already selected to win, early on.
Despite being rigged though, it is pretty darn entertaining, if you don't have anything better to do.
by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007
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What Hawaiians say everytime they are reminded that their Nation was illegally overthrown by a country who had many treaties of friendship, trade, travel and commerce, and who formally recognized it's independence as a Sovereign Nation among the family of nations, yet continued to annex Hawaii while not even remotely concerned about the people, land and the culture they would destroy, just to have a military presence in the Pacific. Do a search for the illegal overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii if you don't believe me.
Another Sacred burial site destroyed due to military expansion. "Fuck america!"
Another Hawaiian family evicted, forced to live on the beach. "Fuck america!"
Selling land that doesn't belong to you. "Fuck america!"
When the americans first took over, they banned our own language in schools and used to physically discipline Hawaiians for speaking their own language. "Fuck america!"
Need I say more?
Another Hawaiian family evicted, forced to live on the beach. "Fuck america!"
Selling land that doesn't belong to you. "Fuck america!"
When the americans first took over, they banned our own language in schools and used to physically discipline Hawaiians for speaking their own language. "Fuck america!"
Need I say more?
by Keliiaumoana July 20, 2007
Get the Fuck America mug.A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!
It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.
All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.
Have fun!!
It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.
All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.
Have fun!!
by magatron February 9, 2009
Get the Great American Race mug.the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature
"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin
by Shawn E. April 26, 2003
Get the American Dream mug.The aspect of the United States in which giant greedy cut-throat corporations and/or corrupted politicians will do anything and everything they can to attain more power and money.
by BasementDeathcamp January 27, 2008
Get the Americancer mug.A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.
by TheHonestCalifornian November 7, 2019
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