The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.
by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010
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by Whitely November 16, 2010
Get the Alternate Ending mug.A girl or young woman that is heavily into the indie scene in regards to fashion and music and can be often found in trendy indie coffee shops reading or studying.
What did you do last night?
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
by Miltonius July 16, 2005
Get the alternagirl mug.Someone who is not good enough, up to par, achieves satisfactory expectations. Someone who would be the best at what they do if only they are given the chance, which they never do.
Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
by Bleebleeblue June 23, 2016
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Often, alternabears will have visible tattoos, plugs in their ears or pierced septums. Sometimes, they also can fit the category as hipsters.
by foundmymyra August 28, 2011
Get the alternabear mug.Noun.Contraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
by Misanthropic October 13, 2005
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Of course that alternabro ended up with the asian Dashboard girl, who could deny his blazer and t-shirt combo?
by RIP_Richard_Kiel September 17, 2008
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