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chris allen

Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl
by horny seventh graderzzz June 23, 2011
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Allen Ginsberg

A revolutionary, subversive and non-violent poet who became known for his association with the beatniks of the late forties and fifties, but later became involved in the flower children movement of the sixties. His controversial poem, "Howl," was tried in obscenity court for its content, but Ginsberg was victorious in its acquittal.
by tizzicolton September 26, 2010
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Allentown

Allentown is not predominately 'white'. As per an article in The Morning Call, the major race is Hispanic (mainly Puerto Rican) at approximately 91%. And according to a recent 'street' survey while serving an 18 month sentence at Lehigh County Prison, located in the heart of Allentown on 4th and Hamilton Streets, Allentown is 87% made of of 'rats' or more specifically, 'confidential informants'. It is a heavily drug-ridden area, mostly serving heroin and crack cocaine. They are in the process of building a multiplex Hockey Arena on 7th & Hamilton, in what most call the 'Belly of the Beast' where MOST of the drug crime occurs. There is a mass amount of prostitution, homelessness and a heavily-used and populated bus station operated by LANTA Bus Lines that houses hundreds of drug addicts and homeless individuals scouring the open spaces asking for money and using the extremely dirty and soiled restrooms in the Dunkin Donuts facility within the terminal, to use their drug of choice.

It is NOT a great place to raise children. The schools are completely dangerous and the city is completely taken over by Latin Kings Gang and various other little street gangs; for example, each and every street has a gang.

I hope that you have made up your mind about moving there or even visiting (passing through) in fear of possibly getting carjacked. Also, if you currently LIVE there, then this should be a reminder and a warning, maybe it's time to find another place to sleep at night.
"Ay bro! Can you believe this, man?!"

"What happened?"

"I was just robbed at gunpoint after I got beat on a crack deal!"

"Where at, bro; let's get'em?!"

"Allentown, man."

"Nah, nevermind, you're on your own; that's what you get for dealing with those damned Puerto Ricans."
by Kid Terror June 16, 2013
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Allen's Rule of Light and Dark

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.
-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside
by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011
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alldenim

adj./adv. Describes an underwhelming climax not befitting its long and pointless build-up (especially of an anecdote). Correctly pronounced with a particularly high-pitched and extended "all".
"I found his lengthy ejaculations somewhat alldenim in character."
by chenkeng September 10, 2006
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Allene

The most gorgeous girl you can ever meet and is loving and really fun to be around but you don't want to meet her father cause he's a bad ass mother fucker and will kill you if you touch her.
Guy 1: Allene is amazing.
Guy 2: I know, I wish I could get with her :(
by Drops Oner January 19, 2011
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Hoodie Allen

A sick new white rapper repping DC (born Steven Markowitz) and has two albums "Pep Rally" and "Leap Year" which comes out 7/26/11! If you just wanna check out some songs real quick I highly recommend "Swimming With Sharks" "Dreams Up" and "You Are Not A Robot" which are super catchy, but if you're not into that you can try his more rap-focused works too. He's gonna be big so best find out now while you can (this coming from an adoring fan) so look him up on Facebook/YouTube/twitter/myspace. Or hell, just google his name and you can figure it out from there.
"They tellin me to take the safe route but this the detour
Hoodie baby, you ain't seen a kid like this before"
-You Are Not A Robot

Me:"Damn I am a proud Hoodie Allen fan! I tell all my friends about him, cause he's the shit."
You:"I'll check him out right now, I heard he's not just another generic white rapper."
by YallLetsGetLoud July 20, 2011
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