When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
Get the Colombian Alarm Clockmug. When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
Get the Alarm Clock Pizzamug. Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
Get the shawshank alarm clockmug. by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
Get the Alarm Clockmug. by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019
Get the Iranian alarm clockmug. by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
Get the Cumbrian Alarm Clockmug.