Being such a freaking normie that you buy V-Bucks and dont listen to your parents. People diagnosed with V-Bucks Addiction usually end up dead, because they are all adopted piece of shit that masturbate to loli hentai
Doctor: Your son has high V-Bucks Addiction
Parents: What can we do?
Doctor: Its too late, we must exterminate him from existence
Parents: What can we do?
Doctor: Its too late, we must exterminate him from existence
by Z4K4 November 16, 2018
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This can happen really quick, so you need to be careful
This can happen really quick, so you need to be careful
"Oh I already played three routes but I still don't want to stop..."
Could it be that you have a Mystic Messenger Addiction?
Could it be that you have a Mystic Messenger Addiction?
by Pumchön April 28, 2019
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by tommythecommie May 14, 2021
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Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.
by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009
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Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.
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by Sharted in the library May 24, 2015
Get the Poo addiction mug.I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.
II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.
III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.
IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.
III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.
IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
by tdskate June 17, 2009
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Gurl 2: So I had just got resident evil 5 on march 13, the oppening day, and I beat the hole game in 2-3 days... I am pissed, that resident evil, was really good, wesker is dead? Well, Me and my brother got in a fight a couple days ago and he busted my re5 in half I screamed, and yelled, I threw punches at the walls, creating enourmous holes, I am so pissed, I think, I am going to kill myself, I hate it so much, I have every toher game but 5 now! omg!!!!!! I swear to god, I will kill my brother.
Gurl 2: So I had just got resident evil 5 on march 13, the oppening day, and I beat the hole game in 2-3 days... I am pissed, that resident evil, was really good, wesker is dead? Well, Me and my brother got in a fight a couple days ago and he busted my re5 in half I screamed, and yelled, I threw punches at the walls, creating enourmous holes, I am so pissed, I think, I am going to kill myself, I hate it so much, I have every toher game but 5 now! omg!!!!!! I swear to god, I will kill my brother.
by Michelle Betch November 11, 2009
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