Aunty Acid

An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...

"Tracey's Mom is a real Aunty Acid"

"I think Janet's suffering from Aunty Acid syndrome"

by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013

accidental peepshow

When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.

"Dude, I had the best morning. I stumbled into the kitchen to get coffee, and that hot blonde next door gave me an accidental peepshow."

"Man. I wish I'd been there."

by FinnianMC June 6, 2009

accidental techie

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.

After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.

by benab February 24, 2010

Accidental Slut

A girl who accidentally hooks up with or hits on another girl's boyfriend, because she didn't know they were dating.

Girl 1: "Him and I totally hooked up last night."
Girl 2: "OMG!! He has a girlfriend!!"
Girl 1: "WHAT?! I guess I'm an accidental slut!"

by imnotaslut July 15, 2010

acid coach

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.

Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!

by firecarp September 5, 2011

Accidental Boner

When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.

Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 10, 2013

Accidental selfie

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing

I took an accidental selfie on train

by Sm00thh December 16, 2016