asher yates

sick cunt

Oh that asher yates the sick cunt

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Asher Goldman

Fumbles

Asher Goldman fumbles his chances with woman

by birdwatcher2002 October 19, 2022

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baylor asher

A faggot fag

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by Baylor asher May 5, 2018

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Asher

An absolute hottie who for some reason dislikes Asian men. He got the mcdonalds hairline and is unreasonably tall.

Asher hates Asian men?!

by Zachimusasianmen June 28, 2024

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Asher

Semi cool. not the greatest person

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by battlepass69 February 10, 2022

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Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).

Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?

by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022

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