assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.

Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.

by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

adverteasement

When an ad won't go away when you hit the X button, or it makes you wait 5 seconds.

YouTube is so annoying, with all the adverteasements

and stuff.

by thepotatoofgold May 3, 2014

Madvertisement

When on social media, someone posts about how pissed off they are, but doesn't give any details.

Person: I'm tired of all of Ashley's madvertisements. Just tell us what you're angry about, or shut up.

by Brawk_Shady February 19, 2015

adversetisement

A main-stream-media commercial or review that's broadcasted by a competitor or a disgruntled customer-group, and which criticizes or otherwise negatively portrays a certain product, service, philosophy, etc.

Henry Ford didn't mind having people launch acridly-critical adversetisements about him, he viewed those rants as just another way of spreading the word about his company and its merchandise --- "I don't care what you say about me --- just keep talking!"

by QuacksO June 24, 2018

tadvertise

To be the subject of a targeted advertisement

I was tadvertised lots of baby products after buying a single product for a baby shower.

by twGuaranteed October 14, 2018

adverticle

A portmanteau of advert and article.

Man, did you see that adverticle for ROG gaming laptops on PC Mag yesterday? They're such shills.

by flapjackboy December 7, 2019