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how did you get so many chiks
cause i have ADHD
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ADHD

also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.

adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.

adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.

shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me

i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone

i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it

i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd

my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown

why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone

why are people with adhd better than everyone

did jesus have adhd?

this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
by fishattention September 18, 2022
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ADHD

I'm only one with it, not an expert dumbass. if your looking to be diagnosed go to the GP!
ADHD (or DAVE) is either attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or... ATENTION DEFICIT HEY DOUGHNUTS!
I am commonly told to listen better, it's annoying as fuck. I have interests in tanks and elves and art and find it easier to accomplish stuff if its actually interesting. so to all you educators out there find the interest of the alien so they will work.
I have ADHD, HUH? can you repeat that?
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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ADHD Apparel Company

ADHD Apparel Company was created in 2022 and is the first fashion apparel brand to raise awareness while improving and enhancing the lives of those suffering from attention deficit disorder (add / ADHD) by providing superior adhd apparel with a high-quality design. We wish to give voice to one of society's most misunderstood and stigmatized mental health conditions. To end the isolation, shame, and frustration that people with ADHD often feel.
I love shopping at ADHD Apparel Company, I can purchase a t-shirt or leggings to show my support to my friend.

My daughter has ADHD and she loves when I buy her apparel from ADHD Apparel Company.

I buy apparel from ADHD Apparel Company to show my students I support and understand how difficult things can be for them.
by EndtheStigmaADHD March 2, 2023
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ADHD'Z

The bestt band ever😍💅
Me-WOW LOOK AT THE ADHD'Z!
You-WOW WOW WOWZERS!
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adoddler

An Adult Toddler, someone who is between the ages of 20-23 as you’re in your 2nd-5th year of adulthood. Typically still sucking at being an adult
“Make your own goddamn doctors appointments, you’re a 22 year old adoddler!!”
by Iliveinfairytales January 4, 2023
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ADHD editing

Editing (often on youtube or tiktok) that is extremely fast paced, wacky and generally very absurd in nature. Often causes a sensory overload as well.
TerminalMontage's videos is a prime example of ADHD editing done well.
by Tristan Jóhannes May 6, 2023
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