by root beer lover April 09, 2011
by silje marie bryhn July 15, 2006
Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college
by makerofdefintionsmydude August 02, 2019
by Unibomber June 12, 2004
A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 May 11, 2018
Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
by saltyrootscrew November 09, 2011