Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

by Dtone157 January 07, 2017

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maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

by Nicky Ashley February 13, 2011

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maybe some buttsex

The act of considering anal intercourse.

"What should we do, babe?"

"I don't know. Maybe some buttsex."

by SetoBlox December 23, 2015

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Maybe its Maybeline

When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.

Tom: What's that smell?

John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!

by YungJacques December 08, 2016

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maybe its maybeline

Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.

by Bushcow October 07, 2008

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