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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
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Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show
by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021
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catholic thussy

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn
by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022
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The Catholic Force

The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.
Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....
by @ngrym0thertrucker February 11, 2013
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Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.
protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
by 777Boy July 11, 2022
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Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.
Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.
by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009
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