Cat

A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room

Person 1: meow
Person 2: what are you, a cat?

Person 1: indeed

by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023

Cat

A transgender witch cat that goes by the name of Mr Symons

Mr Symons is a cat

by ponie rider September 2, 2017

Cat

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.

Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!

Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?

Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Cat

A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow

Curiousity killed the cat

by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022

Cat

murderers, they will kill you in your sleep, STAY AWAY they will try to trick you with their adorable looks.

WHOA DUDE STAY AWAY FROM THAT CAT

by torrejas January 11, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail

Person 1: ME WOW!
Cat 1: Meow

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008