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Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower
dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.
by bir May 7, 2010
mugGet the Beaner Towelmug.

towel wrapper

A derogatory word used to describe someone who wears a turban.
This person is usually of Middle Eastern descent.
Go back to Iraq you towel wrapper!
by jnando January 27, 2006
mugGet the towel wrappermug.

towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring, verbal or otherwise; from the habit of boys in high schoo locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts.
I used to watch the political towel-snapping on "The McLaughlin Group."
by octopod November 19, 2003
mugGet the towel snappingmug.

Gak Towel

A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.
Jimmy: My mum found my dirty gak towels in ma bin!
Friend: Dude try catching ur jizz in ur mouth next time, saves alot of tim!
Jimmy: Wow thanks Friend!
Friend: sure thing!
by Elliot Haworth November 15, 2005
mugGet the Gak Towelmug.

sex towel

the towel stolen out of your roomates laundry to wipe off after sex. usually dark in color to avoid detection.
girl: ew you nutted on my belly
guy: shoulda been your face
girl: you're gross. get me the sex towel

<guy grabs towel from roomates dirty laundry and throws it to her>

<girl cleans herself>
by sneakskeeter February 23, 2009
mugGet the sex towelmug.

towel skirt

A skirt that can be made by wrapping a towel over your waist. Commonly used by men after taking a shower.
Joe: "Since we had guest over, I couldn't just walk around the house naked after I took my shower. So instead I walked around with my towel skirt on."
by britto945 January 16, 2010
mugGet the towel skirtmug.

towel power

During the time of hockey playoffs where towels are waved by fans. First started by the great Canucks and will always be done best by the Vancouver Canucks fans.

Every other team in the NHL had to copy their greatness.
Look at those amazing Vancouver fans doing their towel power proudly.
by nucks May 5, 2011
mugGet the towel powermug.

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