Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.
the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0
NOT the three point late.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.
the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0
NOT the three point late.
by Ryan Lees March 08, 2004
by calipimp995 April 17, 2004
by Angelo Natoli January 14, 2007
The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.
Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
by 89newporker February 21, 2013
Fords are rusty, slow ass fucking piece of shit.
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌
Buy a Ford today, and it will come with a free dog so you have someone to walk home with.
Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌
Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌
by cyn27 June 25, 2015
by David Cline June 12, 2008
by ImportsSuck February 02, 2003