Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.

by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010

failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 4, 2023

Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.

Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/

by Sparky April 10, 2004

genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.

Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!

by Paradocks January 23, 2008

Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011

consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 19, 2009