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Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012
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brandis smith

brandis smith means the coolest guys out there
girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith
by hsixjekzjxz October 30, 2019
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Brandy

being the most sweetest person on planet earth.
you're brandy.
by stellarNuke November 10, 2021
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Brandi

A Brandi is a tall sexy teen who loves to dance, sing and read. If she she’s a lost dog you will not be able to stop her from helping it.
Teen-Wow! Brandi is as hot as the sun right now
by Moonwatcher7772 August 20, 2020
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Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.
Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.
by Sillydeadgirl October 28, 2019
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Brandi

She wants to be loved, but doesn't want to be TOO loved. She wants to be loved on HER terms and you should just know when she wants it so you don't piss her off. You never want to piss off a Brandi.
Whoa, is that a Brandi???
by Rugaboo June 11, 2022
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Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.
Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023
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