Give your girlfriend a hoodie day
This is the day where you have to give your gf a hoodie or you don't love them and hug them<3
This is the day where you have to give your gf a hoodie or you don't love them and hug them<3
Mariana- where is my hoodie??
Me- SORRY here you go baby
Mariana- I thought you forgot about feb 17th for a min
Me- yea no I didnt
Me- SORRY here you go baby
Mariana- I thought you forgot about feb 17th for a min
Me- yea no I didnt
by Itzyourlocalgay February 16, 2022
Get the Feb 17mug. Older twin: *gets slapped by younger twin*
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
by colinisadumbass1234 April 16, 2020
Get the April 17mug. by longlivejoe October 13, 2019
Get the october 17mug. Tom: Hey brad lets go get totally wasted on March 17!
Brad: huh? Why that specific day? Cause it’s March 17th. That’s the day everyone gets wasted and dances like idiots.
Brad: huh? Why that specific day? Cause it’s March 17th. That’s the day everyone gets wasted and dances like idiots.
by cool_lil_rat May 25, 2018
Get the march 17mug. National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions
Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th
by Katsuki Fucking Bakugo Bitch August 1, 2020
Get the February 17mug. by thee.fav. April 17, 2021
Get the september 17mug. 11/17: Gates Unveils Spam, Security Help
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
by Keael May 15, 2005
Get the 11/17mug.