Paul Walker

An alcoholic beverage in tribute to the great Paul Walker consisting of a car bomb followed by a fireball shot. Each round of the drink is equivalent to a movie in the Fast and the Furious series, with the goal being to complete the entire 7 part series in one night. The third round - Tokyo Drift - is completed with a sake bomb instead of a car bomb (or whatever Asian ingredient you can find).

LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)

by Dixi Normis January 28, 2014

Scott Walker

1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.

2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or

to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.

1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!

2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!

by katsvit March 21, 2011

social walker

n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?

Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

close walker

The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.

Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.

by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008

Jonny Walker

The name of the generic haircut favoured by a number of top footballers, particularly in the England football team. The haircut is a skin fade at the bottom to a fro on top. Rumour has it the haircut was started by Kyle Walker and monetised by Justin Carr. For examples see Jesse Lingaard, Kyle Walker and Dele Alli

Wow that's a great Jonny Walker! I'd love to get a Jonny Walker but I'm going bald. Who scored that goal? I can't tell, it was someone with a Jonny Walker.

by WordsSmithWorth December 21, 2018

dr. walker

A Dr. Walker is a smokey and spicey cocktail made with a mix of Johnny walker red and Dr. Pepper. I know because I coined it after mixing it and drinking it and falling in love with it.

Hey Barkeep, how about a Dr. Walker on the rocks? Heavy on the walk.

by .radar May 7, 2016

channel walker

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.

Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.

by melshine May 15, 2015