Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.

Bro, watch me ass dragon this shit.

by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022

Mono-Ass

A Autistic Person Who Has Sex With Cars and trucks Tailpipes They mostly use them for butt plugs and they get car exhaust Up there ass (Carbon Monoxide)

WATCH OUT HE HAS MONO-ASS

by Wertwert3612 February 26, 2025

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Sarasota Ass

A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville

Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida

Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass

by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021

National send ass pictures

If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.

William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures

by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025

Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.

Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.

by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020