Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

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Ass pussy

That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!

Look at that girls ass pussy!!

by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017

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Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

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Ass poopy

An over the top expression used that manages to sound less offensive

Timmy said something smart ass poopy

Rin isn't only a dumb b*tch, but also an ass poopy

by Lamp-Chan July 17, 2019

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Siphoning Ass

One of the feltching disciplines; cum is sucked from an asshole by the "Siphon". Once full, they transfer the cumload into a vagina by mouth.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.

I assume you siphon ass? It's irresponsible this day and age to waste cum that way.

We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.

by Lucifix March 18, 2023

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