When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
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Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
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