My candy love

Best otome game that anyone knows this game
by Bak Hyemi December 08, 2022
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Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024
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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 21, 2023
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my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.
by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022
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My Hadi

Wafa's lover ❤️
Wafa : That's My Hadi!
Ummi : Hadi كالعادي
by The new astronaut November 04, 2023
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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
by - A Wise Wizard June 01, 2022
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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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