Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

My Old Group....

My old group was sooooo much better than you guys, they let me touch them anywhere at parties

Tom "My Old Group...."

by [e-mail] May 26, 2025

My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.

I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.

by taroroot October 12, 2023

Prank my Bro

When someone pranks ther bro its called prank my bro on a vinicious level of unawareness. But be caareful because you bro might slime you out if you dont jugg the homies. We finna cross the road and backdoor them dudes. Why? cUZ they sum bitch ahhh dudes 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🔫🤲. Astagfirullah

Im finna prank my bro then slime the opps out. Duke dennis pranked his bro and almost got slimed out. Yooooo i got opponents that are trynna prank my bro.

by lilduke get slimed by sum goon April 3, 2025

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023