my week with Marilyn

A) the title of a post Harry Potter movie starring Emma Watson in which Emma's character travels back in time to meet Marilyn Monroe

B) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the non Hollywood, secular world.

Boy a) what did you get for your birthday?

Boy b) I got my week with Marilyn, I met Larry King of Larry King Live.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

My heart's in Budapest

I'm hungry.

Originally a play on words as Budapest is the capital city of Hungary.

Hey man, my heart's in Budapest wanna get some lunch?

by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021

my master

harry styles

my master needs to be to treat people with kindness

who is your master?

harry styles duh

by vlzz June 6, 2021

my rare tomodachi

person that hardly have any friend

he is my rare tomodachi

by kodzuken June 9, 2021

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

crazy my beat

Intense fapping

Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021