my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.

My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.

by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022

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My mutrals

The handsome babies that are on TikTok and that talk me a lot so much be are best friends!

My mutrals are handsome

by Ilovemylove October 17, 2021

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shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

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who extorted my pc

44s iconic quote for when his pc wouldn’t turn on, and he’s fucking retarded and thinks blackmail (extortion) means bricking a computer.

who extorted my pc
?
speak
cause i’m known ask my com

by pzmy August 13, 2025

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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

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