hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

by ugly84 January 11, 2010

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

toji fushiguro. point end blank. that’s all. if you disagree, 🔫😕

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??

duh who else 🙄🙄

by tortilla simp June 4, 2021

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

by Nobody April 13, 2005

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch

“idk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.

“AYO Carlos being a whole ass fucking bitch rn”

by Galabitch June 19, 2021