Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

my-man

My-man is used in the singular sense to alert or to get the attention of a male, It may be use to emphasize the seriousness of a situation or a confrontation. North-Eastern American slang, mainly in New York City.
Not to be confused with the term "my man" as in a boyfriend. my-mens and my-man is instead pronounced as one word.

Yo my-man, you better not scratch my car with that bike.

by CtrlParadigm July 25, 2019

Roasting my boot

To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something

Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her

by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 6, 2021

wsg my man

what good ma man (*be swag here*)
ws=whats

g=good

wsg my man = wsg ma mans

for old people:

what is good my man?

for normal people:
YOOOOOOO WHATTTSSS GOOD MY MANNN

by qwerty3.1415 April 5, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

by bdun4 March 31, 2015

ice my face

Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.

Her: Babe could you ice my face?
Him: Kinda kinky, sure!

by BryansBeans July 21, 2022