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fuck my hat, I didn't know that

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19
Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day
by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019
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You got me fucked up

A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up
Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up
by str8swiping December 22, 2022
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Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
by Jamachine October 22, 2006
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Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit

I've seen definitions 10,000 "characters" long, but for some reason we're restricted to only 1500 now. Which sucks.
The Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit is the worst thing to happen to this site in a long time... some definitions are meant to be long, people!
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...
My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.
by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006
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