When you see something horrible, like a picture of a dead body and you get a funny feeling in your dick and it goes back up inside your body.
A guy told me about him cutting the top of his penis off after getting it stuck in his fly and I got fizzle dick.
by TheDirtyWordsmith May 02, 2019
Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 28, 2021
by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 22, 2021
1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick
"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."
by Izzy2latin October 04, 2017
A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
by Lil Fence September 23, 2019
"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!
by CATALYST O.S. June 08, 2023