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Dick Dialing

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"
by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023
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Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.
A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.
by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023
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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
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Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.
Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?
by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023
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tanqr dick rider

a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.
a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better
by Reminite December 5, 2023
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little chubby dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “
by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023
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little chubby dick

Bryan “ IS IT IN YET BABY?!?!? “

Female “ What is blud yappin about i feel nothing😭 “

Bryan “ IM TRYING MY HARDEST MOMMY * SOBBING * “

Female - “ Your a fat little chubby dick loser “
by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023
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