Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

war paint

When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.

Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!

by Reginald XII January 19, 2008

anti-war

See antiwar protestor.

COME ON, go!

by victor December 7, 2003

Star Wars Fatigue

A mysterious illness that only affects fans of Star Wars.

Fan#1: I know you've been diagnosed with Star Wars Fatigue, but Jar Jar: A star wars story is playing...

Fan#2: I'd rather go see Fast and the Furious 32: The ghost of Paul Walker returns

by HanAsSolo June 11, 2018

Mini War-Years

In New York City, the summer of 2005 went down as one of the hottest on record causing the beginning of an era. Fires started breaking out all over Canarsie Brooklyn, Engine Co. 257 and Ladder Co. 170 went to as many fires if not more than they did in the 1980’s and 90’s combined.

I got on this job (FDNY) during the Mini War-Years.

by TheSmokeEater September 22, 2018

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021

World War lll

Will most likely be caused by fans of Sonic Frontiers and haters of the game when it comes out.

What I imagine:

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!

BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.

*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022