Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

Two quarters and a nickel

Two balls and a dick

Its was like two quarters and a nickel lmfao

by ginehof November 29, 2020

Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.

Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together

by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020