Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018

Sam Gustav

Sam Zanjani has the biggest dick in his whole school. It's not even human... Its a fucking beast. All girls wants him and Gustav Karlsson. Gustav also has the biggest dick in his school both Sam and Gustav can get any girl

Sam Gustav

by SixToez October 4, 2021

sam

THE BEST PERSON EVAAAAAA

person 1: yeah he’s the best person eva
person 2: then his name HAS to be sam

by genna geev October 21, 2019

Sam

some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.

AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson

Sam: You were supposed to go right, it's in every action movie!"

by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021

Sam

Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.

Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)

by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019

Sam

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

by oldfool April 25, 2019

Sam O' Nellalike

When your too good of a teacher.

My Historyteacher is so Sam O' Nellalike. Everyone understands and loves his class.

by Cheesepuffling July 29, 2024